I cant believe it! Tiger woods was cheating on his super hot wife with a tranny with the last name, wait for it.... youshouldtell! Look it up! Rachel Uchitel's last name is pronounced "you should tell!" That's like investing your money with a guy named "made off" or sleeping with a girl named Imatramp. This will certainly give the professionals a lot to run with for a while. While we wait for his official statement here are a couple of jokes off the top of my head:
Where were Tiger and his wife headed at 2:25 in the morning? Out clubbing!
Why are Tigers swing coaches concerned with his accident? He ended up in the trees!
Thank you Tiger Woods. I believe I became a better husband and father today. At least I didn't run off with a tranny.
Here is some more info: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/195603/rachel-uchitel-blasts-tiger-woods-affair-allegations.html
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